Everyone loves merch with lyrics on them. And in the most technical sense, that’s how I would describe this particular item! Wow! I feel motivated to buy it already.
Seriously. Check the lyric video. He says “don’t” in the song. It’s the first word of the song. Imagine being THAT in front of a trend. Being the FIRST to wear the FIRST word of our FIRST single from our new record. That would be a first! Act fast, though! You’re at risk of being second! And no one likes a follower. A LOSER. The only advice I’ve got for losers is: Don’t HAT the player, HAT the game.
Heh. Tied it all in. Just in the nick of time. Don’t Hat. That’s what it is. It’s a… Don’t Hat.
Okay maybe not a great joke in print. Print has the sort of visual permanence that makes it too easy to linger on… uh… jokes of this quality.
Anyway, all that to say, this hat is great for fans of the word “Don’t.”
Composition: 100% Cotton
Sizing: One size fits most
Style: 6 Panel, low-fitting unstructured
