Picture this. You and your be-pelted best pal have recently survived, shall we say, an earth-wide cleaning of house, all due to the hubris of the so-called ‘most evolved’ of these earthly species and their competing ideas of liberty. Nonetheless, you and dog are settling into the new pace of life. But you’re in a bit of a rut. Thank fuck PUP is, remarkably and in spite of the circumstances, putting out a new record! So not only will you have ripping new tunes to blast to absolutely NO neighbours’ chagrin, you can also take advantage of our brand new Post-Apocalyptic Dog Walking Kit. Find your groove in the New World Order! Get out there and enjoy the sun in peace with your best friend, far from the guffawing, insistent nitwits you were once forced to tolerate!
Includes:
Fanny pack (For treats!)
Sunglasses (Don’t be stupid! You know what these are for!) - one size fits most
Frisbee (Throw it, you weirdo! Maybe dog will bring it back!) - 100% silicone, 7" diameter
