WORLD’S GREATEST TOTE BAG

Yes! Of course! November 5, 1955! That was the day I invented tote bags. I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porcelain was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and when I came to I had a revelation! A vision! A picture in my head! THIS picture! THIS is what makes avoiding carrying literally everything in my arms possible: a tote bag! It's taken me nearly thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day. 

My God, has it been that long? Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this website was all farmland as far as the eye could see! Old man Peabody owned all of this! He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

Bag Dimensions: 20"W x 15"H x 5"D
Handle Dimensions: 23" L (10" drop)
Composition: 100% Cotton Canvas, 10 oz.