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Composition: 100% CottonSizing: Unisex
Item comes with a free download of a horrible Muzak album we made and the only way to get it is to buy this stupid merch CHECKMATE YOU FREAKS
It’s a good thing we made a shirt for millennials. They’ve had a rough go.
For a greater chance of arrival by December 25th, we recommend placing your US order by December 8th.
Please note this is not a guarantee and this does not apply to international orders.