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World's Best Customer Koozie

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Dimensions: 4 1/4" H x 4" W 
Composition: Neoprene

Fits standard 12 oz. cans

Our motto? When you’re here, you’re family.

And by “you’re here” I mean “you buy this koozie.” And by “family” I mean “the world’s best customer.”

What’s so hard to understand?

Oh wait I just had an excellent idea for merch. Maybe we make koozies out of pizza and then instead of CUSTOMER we print CRUSTOMER. That’s funny right? Like pizza crust? I think this is a really good idea for merch, don’t you? Hello?