Put your dogs in a car. Get your dogs to drive the car. Take a picture. Print that picture on a blanket. Put that blanket in the car with your dogs. Get your dogs to drive the car again. Take a picture. Print THAT picture on a blanket. Put THAT blanket in the car. Now, and stay with me here, put your dogs in the car with BOTH of those blankets, and repeat this process until your car is full of driving dogs and their likenesses printed on increasingly iterative blankets. Don't let anyone stop you, no matter how much your family cries and pleads with you to end this insidious cycle. They don't understand. They cannot be allowed to keep you from fulfilling your purpose. You must be allowed to complete this divine project and, as it shall eventually require, abandon all earthly connections. Except for your connection to this blanket. You should buy this blanket. I don't care how many cars-full of blankets with likenesses of dogs you already have.
